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II: The Return of the Libertarians

These jokes deserve contextualized. The Libertarians (although it is discussed whether the correct term is libertarians), is a political-economic states that individuals should be free to do whatever they want, provided that such freedom does not affect others. Disagree with government intervention in society. While they see fit, its mission should be to penalize the abuse of freedom of some individuals over others. In that sense, their involvement should be minimal. They believe that each individual should be free to do whatever he wants with his life, including what they eat, what you smoke, what he thinks and what he does. The important thing is that in the exercise of freedom does not affect others. For them, economic inequalities are a natural consequence of freedom of the people. In the same vein, the Libertarians do not believe in taxes, because they are government restrictions on freedom of individuals to do with their money what they want, This picture illustrates the irony of his position.

Question: What good have done taxes for the citizens?

Now, goes the joke:

Q: Libertarians support the sale children heroin from vending machines?
Answer: Only if owned and operated by private entities (in other words, the government does not intervene).

This joke is an example of the criticism made to the Libertarians in the sense that there is a wide gap between the world view that expose and political reality. Libertarians believe that individuals are always the best judges of their own needs and desires. However, libertarians believe that although individuals make bad decisions, delegate this function to servers elected by the people (bureaucrats) is unlikely to improve the situation.

Here are other libertarians

jokes Question: How many libertarians take to change a light bulb?
Answer: No, the market will do this

Question: How many libertarians take to change a light bulb?
Answer: The invisible hand will do it for them

A bohemian actor tells his friend Libertarian: "Next week I will perform work in a public park where I'll go naked." When your friend lover of free markets are disrupted, the actor asks, "What offends you naked in public?". The Libertarian replies, "No, I resent the concept of park public. "

Little John was sitting in the park eating candy bars, one after another. After the sixth bar, a man who was nearby told him: "child, many candies are not good for you. It will give you acne, ruin your teeth and will make you fat. "
Little John replied: "My grandfather lived to 107 years"
The man asked, "Is your grandfather eat 6 candy bars every day?"
Little John answered, "No, but neither got into the affairs of others "

A shepherd was tending his animals in a lonely region where de repente un BMW se acerca hacia él. El conductor, un hombre joven en un traje Hugo Boss, zapatos Gucci, anteojos RayBan y una corbata YSL, baja la ventana y le dice al pastor: “¿si le digo cuánto ganado tiene, me daría un becerro?”.
El pastor observa al hombre, obviamente un ‘yuppie’, entonces mira sus animales y calmadamente responde: “seguro, ¿por qué no?
El ‘yuppie’ parquea su automóvil, saca un portátil Mac Book Pro, lo conecta a su iPhone, navega en la página de la NASA, donde se conecta a un satélite GPS para tener un dato exacto de su ubicación, que posteriormente conecta con otro satélite que registra el área y the sample in a high-resolution photo. Later, the man opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processor in Hamburg, Germany. In seconds, you receive an email on his Palm Pilot, where the image has been processed and stored information. So given the information in MS-SQL, and after a few minutes you receive the data on your Blackberry. Finally, print a report of 150 pages in your mini HP LaserJet and returned to the pastor saying, "You have exactly 1,586 heads of cattle."
The pastor replied: "That is correct. Well, I guess you can take a calf. " Look at the 'yuppie' select one of the animals and see how it fits in the car.
Then the pastor told the man: "hey, if I say exactly what is spent, do you return my animal?"
The man thinks for a minute and says, "Sure, why not?"
" You are a Congressman, "says the pastor.
"Go! That's right, how did you know? "
" It does not take a genius to guess, "replied the pastor. "You came here where no one called, wants to pay you for an answer I already knew in advance to a question that did not. He tried to show me how much smarter than I is. And you knows nothing about cows. This is a flock of sheep. Now please give me back my dog. "